So my friend Brandon, I call him BB in my blog, has his own blog called Humanity points. It's about how people do stupid ass shit and how he has zero faith in society today. This is his blog and you should all check it out. He has a imaginary point scale and it goes down when he observes people doing stupid stuff and goes up when he sees decency.
So I'm bringing this up because he is in Vegas right now and I thought I would do a little post for him. I was listening to LoveLine, which is this late night radio show about sex, drugs, and some stupid stuff and this guy called in. He said he was taking a piss in the bushes and ........... a PRAYING MANTIS jumped on his PENIS and started attacking it. WHAT THE FUCK? A praying mantis jumped on his penis? He said he was in so much pain that he tried to shake it off. Now I don't know about you, but I think bugs have an easy time hanging onto objects. He didn't say how he got it off his penis, but it was just so hilarious and I couldn't believe how stupid this guy was. I feel this deserves negative points....
On a side note:
Today was another meatless day. Tomorrow my family is taking me out to dinner for my birthday and I feel I should be able to eat meat on this day. I switched it up so no days would be missed. Today I ate a banana, broccoli, and tofu. Lots of tofu. My friend, I'll call him Jay Tree, has told me that I need more protein to rebuild muscle cells since I go to the gym alot, so on my meatless days I will try to eat more tofu to fill my protein needs. And also a protein shake here and there....
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